Sat, Nov 19|
SELL OUT ART SHOW
It's the (free, donation-supported) business event of the decade! [no ticket required, you can just show up]
Time & Location
Nov 19, 2022, 7:00 PM – Nov 20, 2022, 11:00 PM
San Francisco, 395 S Van Ness Ave, San Francisco, CA 94103, USA
About the event
We were once starving artists, but now we all drive lambos between our seaside mansions and phallic space rockets thanks to our amazing (patent pending) S.E.L.L.O.U.T. program!
We can hear what you’re thinking. "But I thought Syzygy was an arts organization…?" Wrong!
We're $¥Ƶ¥₲¥™, a VC-backed crypto vortal pivoting our way out of stealth mode. Now YOU have the opportunity to get IN on the ground floor! Will you take it, or just continue being poor? Your choice, bro!
For the first time ever, the general public will be invited to participate in this synergistic exuberance. We'll be featuring a broad spectrum of assets for hiding and growing your wealth/value as a person, as well as presentations by emCEO Bucky Green! More stupefying announcements TBA!
Our organization has many opportunities for advancement, especially if you bring your most impressiona- err, I mean, professional acquaintances! (Hey transcribe what I MEAN, not what I SAY, are you listening to me…)