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Sat, Nov 19


San Francisco


It's the (free, donation-supported) business event of the decade! [no ticket required, you can just show up]

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Time & Location

Nov 19, 2022, 7:00 PM – Nov 20, 2022, 11:00 PM

San Francisco, 395 S Van Ness Ave, San Francisco, CA 94103, USA

About the event

We were once starving artists, but now we all drive lambos between our seaside mansions and phallic space rockets thanks to our amazing (patent pending) S.E.L.L.O.U.T. program!

We can hear what you’re thinking. "But I thought Syzygy was an arts organization…?" Wrong!

We're  $¥Ƶ¥₲¥™, a VC-backed crypto vortal pivoting our way out of stealth  mode. Now YOU have the opportunity to get IN on the ground floor! Will  you take it, or just continue being poor? Your choice, bro!

For  the first time ever, the general public will be invited to participate  in this synergistic exuberance. We'll be featuring a broad spectrum of  assets for hiding and growing your wealth/value as a person, as well as  presentations by emCEO Bucky Green! More stupefying announcements TBA!

Our  organization has many opportunities for advancement, especially if you  bring your most impressiona- err, I mean, professional acquaintances!  (Hey transcribe what I MEAN, not what I SAY, are you listening to me…)

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